25 Jan 2010

3 ways to not scare people when you walk past them late at night in a bad neighborhood. - 22 Words

3 ways to not scare people when you walk past them late at night in a bad neighborhood.

1. Whistle. This shows you’re somewhat happy, which muggers aren’t.

2. Skip. Muggers furtively trudge.

3. Carry a tobacco pipe. Tobacco, not crack or lead.

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